Today I've been thinking about the top five things dogs are good at...
1. Guarding the house... Every day that pesky man with the bag full of mail comes into our yard and every day we bark at him, and he leaves... we feel very proud of this accomplishment.
2. Cleaning up spills... We feel that this is what we do to earn our room and board. We promise to keep your floors really clean and we are willing to do dishes too... not sure why you still put them in the dishwasher when we are finished, I think we do a very thorough job.
3. Empathy... If you are sad, we will sit with you as long as you want, if you are happy, we will run in circles, if your angry.... well if your angry.. we leave the room.. we have found this to be the best policy.
4. Joy... No one does JOY as good as us dogs. God even gave us our special joy wands that are attached to our bodies... you humans think they are called tails.. but we know the truth and we use our special joy wands to spread the joy around. I know you are sad that you don't have a joy wand like us, so we make sure that we try to tap you with ours as much as possible when we are excited.
5. Unconditional love... Every time you walk in the door, we act like we haven't seen you for five years, even if its only been five minutes! How does this make you feel? We hope it makes you feel special because making you feel special is our top priority.
Arn't you glad that there are dogs in the world..
Have a great day... Holly
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